this will pop my blog cherry:i want to talk about douchebags. reason being is because they are douchebags and something should be said. how can they honestly think that "popping" their polo or buying jeans pre-ripped looks even half way decent. its one thing to gel your hair, but i tend to avoid you if your also wearing an obnocious belt buckle and smell like the inside of a cologne factory. i saw a kid on the boardwalk over the summer. no lie, he was wearing two popped collars, an earing in each ear, his hat (bent too much) tilted to the side, perfectly ripped jeans, and flip flops. when i walked past him i could smell his cologne covering up his low self esteem. that'll get yah the girls alright, bud. if you are one of these people who jerk off in the mirror, just don't leave your house. i'm tired of looking at how ridiculous you look.
